I signed on with Google Analytics two weeks ago, just to know what kind of searches bring freaks to my blog. Here's two that really amused me:
"how to give a guy space so he'll miss you"
"did i scare him off?"
Obviously, the searches were made by women or gay men. Either way, this is the thing. If you find answers to these elsewhere, please let me know if it works. I'd sure as hell like to try.
the BITCH INCARNATE! Howdy? For all of you who didn't know her. She shaved her head to grab attention when she knew she was not being noticed. She tried seducing the firang around. When she came to knw that she was too UGLY for that, she stole clothes, threw tantrums, and FINALLY... Jumped off a building for some weird reason. Now with half a feet, hairless, bed bound, with teeth protruding out, the bitch is trying again! Bitch, I thought you would die that day! Then I realised, You are so worthless that even HELL didn't want you! bEG YOUR mercy highness, slut, I wish to remain anony! and wow!!! comment moderation...WHAT THE FUCK!
Dear Dhanya, if this is you, please return the phone you stole from me. Dear Deborah, if this is you, I hope you no longer wear those contact lenses. For anyone else, I bear no grudge against you, anyway, so feel free to vent. :)
Hmmm... that was quite an outburst... well anony, she might be a bitch for all i care, but one thing i cant understand... why wud u have grudges againts comment moderation? it IS her site... you know...
lol... people come to my site looking for naked ics of sania mirza... no one can beat that.
You dont want to know about my site and what people search to reach there ;)
nice looking place!
the BITCH INCARNATE!
Howdy? For all of you who didn't know her.
She shaved her head to grab attention when she knew she was not being noticed. She tried seducing the firang around. When she came to knw that she was too UGLY for that, she stole clothes, threw tantrums, and FINALLY...
Jumped off a building for some weird reason.
Now with half a feet, hairless, bed bound, with teeth protruding out, the bitch is trying again!
Bitch, I thought you would die that day! Then I realised, You are so worthless that even HELL didn't want you!
bEG YOUR mercy highness, slut, I wish to remain anony!
and wow!!! comment moderation...WHAT THE FUCK!
Dear Dhanya, if this is you, please return the phone you stole from me. Dear Deborah, if this is you, I hope you no longer wear those contact lenses. For anyone else, I bear no grudge against you, anyway, so feel free to vent. :)
Hmmm... that was quite an outburst... well anony, she might be a bitch for all i care, but one thing i cant understand... why wud u have grudges againts comment moderation? it IS her site... you know...
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